immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

(via dontletitgetyou)

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

• That’s a lot of food
• That’s not enough food
• You’re going to eat all of that???!??
• That looks gross
• That’s not healthy
• That looks healthy
• That’s disgusting
• Why are you eating that?
• I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

(via beeautifuldisasteer)

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via beeautifuldisasteer)